No this has not acutally happened yet, but at this point I'm sure its just a matter of time. I think I will acctually end up punching a customer in the face to be honest. I'm pretty sure it won't be any of my "kids" though that is not to say they don't make me want to hit them. They tend to be funny enough sometimes to make me resist the temtation. The customers however do not. A deep loathing for all mankind that you truely can not understand unless you have to continually come into contact with the worlds stupidest people. Everday I actually loose more and more hope for the whole of all mankind. But surprisingly enough these are not the people I want to punch in the face either.
The second group of people who I want to punch in the face are those people who tell me what to do. Not that I mind reporting to people because I really don't. Ok lets not lie I don't like reporting to anyone unless I have a problem, but I will do it. What I do mind is those few co-workers who tell me what to do, who have the same job I do, and are not better at their job than I am. Those and also the people who have been in the store since the begining of time, who think their way is the only right way. There really is just one of both these types of people that I work with, but either of them at any given moment makes me want to punch them in the face. I suppose the reasons why they drive me crazy will be for another post, because like the first group of people I don't think I would actually ever punch either of these two in the face.
The third group are also customers, who think its ever ok to call me baby. I never really knew how much of a problem this could be until I started working downtown. But seriously its gone beyond ridiculous. If one more person walks by me and say "damn baby", or any form of the word baby comes out of their mouth in regards to me I'm actually going to loose my damn mind. And If I loose my mind I'm going to punch someone in the face. Seriously I even get hit on by the pretend homeless people who sit on the side of the street. Apparently I have forgotten to tell all the world how hot begging is. Again I wish I was making this up, but I'm really not. So my announcement to all the crazy people in the world is Please for the love of God just stop calling me baby. I am not your baby, I am not anyones baby. And as soon as that word comes out of someones mouth I have an overwhelming urge to punch them in the face. I fear that I'm loosing my ablitiy to control this urge, and I might actually breakdown and punch someone soon. Its tottally excited to put on my resume: reason for leaving last job "well I punched someone in the face, but it wasn't my fault they called me baby."
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