Thursday, June 21, 2007

Theres a tree in my toliet.

I know what your thinking. "there can't be a tree in your toliet" But alas I ask is this the first time you've read my blog cause if it isn't then you would know that if it isn't completely ridiculous then it can't possibly be my life. No hair clogs here, why would there be when you could have tree roots instead. This is all what I learned last night and well REALLY early this morning when the people were out here to fix my bathroom.
First off I can't help but say that at first when the people showed up I was a little fighten of them, but then really who am I to judge those who are comming out to fix the toliet at 11pm. They turned out to be nice enought, though I think one of them was a little speical. The guy who knew what he was doing seemed super honest. I think this because he wanted to show me everything. Which honestly would have been ok with just about anything else, but seriously did need to see piles of roots mixed with poo at midnight. I would even venture to be that I could have made it through my whole life without ever having seen it. The special guy was tottally all over the place it was sooo funny. He kept leaving doors open, and he set of the alarm on their truck every single time he went out to it. It was all kind of funny. He talked a lot and repeated just about everything the first guys said.
Anyways the guy said that there is a pipe crushed outside, and there is tree roots growing all up in the shit. He fixed it for the time being, but it turns out the toliet still only kind of works cause there is something in the toliet that won't come out. Which is awesome. Kind of curious as to what that might be cause i don't often just flush random stuff down my toliet, but anyways it worked last night so I got to go to the bathroom. This morning was a whole different story.
I tried to go to the bathroom and it wouldn't really flush well again. Then I decided that I better take a shower otherwise I might loose the chance. The water would not drain again so I showered in water up to my ankles. At least it was semi clean water, ish still gross though. Now I'm trying to do laundry and we are tottally back where we started because all the water is comming back up my shower again. Which I kind of thought might happen, but I couldn't not do laundry because I seriously have no clean clothes. Well I guess at least there is not shit water in my shower, but I am slightly annoyed because I JUST CLEANED the damn bathroom. And anyone who knows me knows that I REALLY REALLY don't like to clean. Uggh seriously I have to go find somewhere to pee now, so hopefully things get fixed soon.