sometimes they don't listen good

This is a real conversation I had today with my sister.
Me: dude I broke my laptop for real this time.
sister: how the hell did you do that?
Me: I dropped it, and now the screens all cracked, pretty sure its not going to work again this time.
Sister: I guess your getting a new laptop.
Me: dude I know I need you to go on ebay and find me a new one.
Sister: no just go online...
Me: how the fuck am I suppose to do that my computer doesn't work.

irony I was reading a website about how to save money when I dropped it. seems the man above doesn't want me be saving much.