Saturday, June 14, 2008

My legs glow in the light

I know that you're probably thinking that I mean dark, but alas I do not. I mean when the sun shines on my white white legs the actually glow. You can ask the members of my family dark mother fuckers think its the funnest thing in the world. It doesn't make any damn sense to me. I remember my mom used to try to convince me that I used to tan when I was a kid, so if I just tried hard enough I would tan like the rest of them. Turns out this is not actually true, which I learned while living in a pool in TX when it was 110 degrees for three weeks I was in fact somewhat tan however they still laughed at me because I was not tan like they get tan. Don't get me wrong they are not scary gross tan people. Its just that my mom is Italian so they all have a olive skin tone which my skin is completely without. Except of course the Irish polish father of mine who looks like he's native american in skin color. It just doesn't make sense. The funny part is I really don't care too much that I'm super light in color. I literally can't stand laying out in the sun, its all hot and boring and there is just no point in being hot and bored. I just don't know why my skin glows in the light. Its really just very weird.