New phone

Ok so after random pieces of my slvr started falling off I decided that it might be time to get a new phone. This time however I wasn't going to spend a small fortune for a phone that kind of sucked. The problem is that phones these days do far more than anything I need for them to do. Seriously I have no idea what half the shit on most phones I looked at was. So deciding what to buy was both hard, and easy at the same time. However due to length of battery time I decided on a Samsung blackjack II. This phone does everything. I don't exactly know what that all entails, but I'm pretty sure the phone does it. Well except that it doesn't really do that word texting thing because it has a full keyboard. That only sucks cause I can't really spell.
I did learn that I've been paying for internet for the past two years, but didn't know how to make it work on my other phone. On this phone its super easy. I learned out to check my email, and see the score to the White Sox game, which in essence it the only thing I care to know how to do. It also comes with fun games, which I'm sure I'll play for like the first two weeks, and then forget about like I've done with every other phone I've owned. I feel very excited about being able to check my email. Its really exciting to know that at any moment of the day I can know how to increase my penis size. I seem to be getting a lot of those lately. I don't even have a penis, but if I did I could read the email anywhere any time. Tell me you wouldn't be excited, I bet you can't do that.