There's a mouse in my shoe

So I wake up and get ready for work. As I'm getting ready for work and staring into my closet of shoes trying to find a pair that I can run around in for 9 hours that won't give me blisters. So I pick a pair of brown flats I was wearing them everyday but I don't think I've worn them for awhile. Anyways I try to put them on but there is something stuck in the toe.
Now here is the point where I have a flash back to the previous morning where while I was getting out of the shower I saw something crawling across the floor. Now this might not seem like much to the average lay person however to me who can not see for shit without her glasses starts freaking out. The reason why is I think it must be REALLY big if I can see it crawling in the hallway without my glasses. Of course me being that I don't get up early enough to do anything besides roll out of bed and take a shower I don't have time for finding something like glasses that I won't need in the shower anyways. So needless to say I have to half rap my towel around me and tip toe to my bedroom quickly as the bug from hell is not just large its damn fast too. Now if you would have seen my reaction to the super huge damn fast bug from hell you would have known that it was comming after me, and really who knows what if might have done once it found me. But in my steathness I managed to find my glasses and return to the scence.
Turns out to be a damn centipide which might actually be the grossest bug in the world. I might actually hate it more than spiders. Now I have to find a shoe but all I can find is a flip flop. The flip flop doesn't work but of course I remember in the nick of time that I have bug spray. I try that and of course as i'm spraying it it runs under the stove. Now normally this would be kind of a problem for me but since they were comming to replace my stove that same day I just decided to let them deal with the bug from hell.
But back to the shoe. So needless to say I'm a little freaked out from the previous morning, but alas I'm late for work so I need to figure out whats in my shoe. So I brave the unknown and stick my hand inside the shoe to pull out what is inside. I am prepared to freak out about whatever is in there so I use the pull fast and drop method. It works well, but as I drop to the floor I gasp. There is a mouse in my shoe. Then I just start laughing. The reason why is, it is not a real mouse but a cat toy from the cats that played so happily under my bed at my previous dwelling. Crisis averted until the following day where I got my pants stuck in the esculator.
Yeah so who seriously who listened to there mom when she was yelling at them to pick up there feet when they get off the esculator because clearly it wasn't me. I really thought who does such a thing happen too. Now I still seriously whats wrong with me, because who the hell gets their pants stuck in an esculator. Clearly ME. No worries though it didn't suck me in or rip my pants. It was all very quick and rather painless. My legs are still all attached. I will walk on into another day to see what horror awaits me.