Somedays I'm tired of being me.

I'm pretty sure that I have a pinched nerve in my back. Normally I wouldn't think this is such a big deal, just average run of the mill life for me. However it seems to be underneath my shoulder blade, and it feels like something is stabbing me in the chest.
Its ungodly painful, and I would go to the hospital except that there is really nothing they can do to help me. I actually heard gun shots out my window (no worries they weren't that close) about five minutes ago, and it hurts so bad that I'm like should I call the police, ahh then I would have to get up. I know I know I'm a bad person, but in my defense I have no idea where they came from so really what would I tell the police anyways.
Its a good thing everyone has stopped reading this since I'm pretty sure they'd be stuck more on the gun shots then my back pain. But me I think I almost can't stand how much it hurts. I mean literally I almost couldn't walk anymore. Which kind of sucks because walking is kind of my life.. I'm really getting sick of this shit I tell you. I'm pretty sure this is the last straw in the laziness of my life. I'm geared up to workout. Even though I think its the working out that might have caused this in the first place. All I need now is someone to kick me in the ass and make sure I do my shit. Any takers. I promise to be a huge bitch because well lets face it I just can't help it. Oh wait no one really reads this anymore do they, crap I knew I should have been a better blogger. Damn me I'm doomed.