Ok Tenley this is all for you ok
So I have decied what I hate most (ok well today anyways), I hate the stupid motherfuckers on the L that don't move all the way down the isle to let more people on the train. Seriously there are many many thinks about L riding that irratate me, but this has got to take the cake. I'm not a big fan of cramming onto the train. I'm not a huge fan of people touching my on the train in any way shape or form. I don't like the men who haven't yet figured out what the appropriate amount of cologne is. I certianly don't like whoever is responsible for the piss smell on the train. I don't like it when there are super scary crazy people on the train. But seriously how hard is it to move down the damn isle.
Here's the thing. I'm on the red line today on my way home from work, and I was actually standing in the isle. And there is not one but two jackass men that think it is comepletly ok to watch everyone try to cram into the train, or as the case is during rush hour wait for the next train becasue they are two retarded to move in. I really don't know what it is at all. Its like they can't figure out that the handles build into the damn seats are for them to hold onto while their standing there. Its total rudeness. Today a guy who couldn't get on the train because of one of these said Jackass' actually knocked on the window and not so politly asked the guy to move down. The dude still didn't move. In fact later on an older women had to completely push him to the side to get into the open space he was refusing to use.
I really just don't understand at all. Mostly because I've been victum to the hell that it is to be in the cramed crowd by the doors. Where if your me you actually have to look at the ceiling to breathe semi-normal air. I really don't get it is there no train rules anymore. Seriously. There are just somethings people must obide by on the train.
They are easy and simple. first get the fuck up if you are 35 or younger for anyone who appears to be older than you. Or at the very least attempt to get and let them decied. This goes double for men cause seriously it just does. second move into the damn empt space so others can get on the train. Its just the way it is. Then if you want to try to avoid smelling at all that would be good took, but I figure it is highly unlikely that the smelly people are at home reading my blog on the internet.
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Defense is for sissy's, it's time to go on the offense or rather... the offensive. Instead of having to deal with their pee start peeing yourself on the train. Fart. Start spraying more mace.
However, if you're still insistent upon not doing any of the above, take a page from our friends in the Orient and begin wearing sanitary masks (I'm guessing B could get you a sweet deal on them). Not only will they block out the smell and be helpful against smog and other deadly pollutants, but it will also allow me to see the dream of you smoking out the side of one.
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haha I can totally see b smoking out the side of one of those - just huffing on a cigerette... Tho I totally need a picture of that if it ever happens!
Thanks for the article, I have to say people in the west are much nicer, smaller city perhaps, plus busses have more spots than the L would be my guess. I rarely have anybody standing up on the way home or to work. And people do move down into the aisle when there is space, and I have seen guy's offer there seats to those that aren't able to stand. It's a good time, at least it is compared to the L...
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First, second and third M your retarded. I love how you always focus on the first line or so and don't really bother with the rest of the post.
T not all people are this bad but its always men that are infuritating on the train and think they don't have to move, and that just pisses me off even more. I mean seriously, their taller (in most cases, can reach from farther away, and don't have to fucking wear heals. So what I have to say to all them is the take the damn stick out of their ass and move the fuck out of the way.
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