Things I've learned!!!!!!!!!

I know what your all thinking well all four of you that read my blog anyways. Littlebmouse actually learned something. Well not as much as you might think but still little things. For example at work we have a new Ghetto word of the day. Now I am not the one who came up with this term, but it none the less started because this suburban white girl has no idea what the people I work with are talking about all the time. Now since I believe what they say is funny or it would be funny if I knew what they were saying I like to ask what the hell they are talking about. This all started when this girl I worked with said I was all making fun of her "on the low" This apparently means something like on the downlow, or as in I don't appear like I would make fun of people (see what kind of trouble people get in when they think I should act the way I look). The reason however she didn't say on the downlow is because apparently "on the downlow" now means your gay but don't want people to know. These things are good to know on the off chance that I use that saying I don't want to be saying the wrong thing.
Today I heard that I have a short body. I know your thinking well how is that something new being that i'm only five feet tall. But this actually has nothing to do with my height, but has to do with my shape. It all started with a discusion over why we have mens low rise jeans. Most men are afraid of the lowrise. I know this cause I asked how they fit and all the guys were like I don't know about the whole low rise thing. To which I responded wouldn't it be nice if some women felt the same way. To which I was asked if I wore lowrise jean which for those of you who can't figure out I do not as they will not cover what should be coverd. I had to explain this in messurements i.e. that I have a 26 inch waist but 38inch hips. And that if they fit my waist I can not actually get them over my hips to get them on. This is when I learned I had a short body. And no he was not hitting on me or anything for a change. But he could tell I had no idea what he was talking about. But heres what I learned before it got a little uncomfortable. This is the best kind of body to have, and it has something to do with a short body Cadillac and that being like the king of cars. I not being a big fan of the Cady have no idea what a short body Cady is so I will have to find out more from my fellow managers. Who will all laugh at me for not knowing what I'm talking about. Unles one of the four of you reading this knows what the hell they are talking about. I'm sure it has something to do with my ass (sorry Ohn if you are reading this), as everything in that place seems too.
Well I just spilled wine on my couch so I should go clean that up. wow took me a whole month thats pretty impressive..