Things you don't want to know about the people you work with!!!!

I know all of you out there have been the victum of this sort of sad sad perdicament. It starts inacently enought with a couple of co-workers talking about why someone needed to be fired. Then one of these said co-workers go well because of what went on at this person (who was fired) house she can no longer look at some employees in the face. Now being the kind of person I am I really want to know, but I know that it is not in my best interest to know. Then the co-worker confirms that you really don't want to know.
I really wish this was good enough for me but it wasn't. But I do try. I go back out on the floor to kill my last half hour of work. So I walk up to my floor and begin talking to another co-worker. I was getting ready to leave so I was probably telling her well honestly who knows what I was telling her and who cares it what comes after that counts. SO I say to her don't you hate when someone tells you they know something that you don't know, and you know you don't want to know, but its really just killing you not to know.
This current co-worker gets super excited to know what I don't know. She is actually almost giddy. Trying to figure out the newest bit of store gossip. So I tell her about the above converstaion with the first co-worker. To which she responds by saying, "you don't know that everyone knows that even HR" Ok so not only am I way out of the loop for information that I REALLY don't want to know, but now this co-worker is not going to shut before I know what is going on.
So now I'm going to share with all of you what I learned that I really would have been better off not knowing. Turns out there is a girl on the floor that I work on (who I honestly couldn't stand to start with) who fucked three guys that also work in our store at one time. Then later did the same thing in the fired employee's hot tub with two other people and one more guy from the first time. All five of the guys work in our store, and one of them is like twice her age. Apparently there were no condoms involved. And on top of all this fablous informatioin I get to learn what the girl who was actaully slutty enough to fuck three guys she worked with twice, had to say. One came real quick, one wasn't packing, and one rocked her world.
Are you fucking kidding me. Apparently lots of people are fucking, and they are not kidding me about it. And for the record these are all people who do have to report to me at some points in there day. ICK ICK ICK now I can't look six people I work with in the face either. Sometimes it really is better not to know things. Damn me and my needing to know things.