NEED NEED NEED

I NEED NEED NEED this dress. I know what your thinking, I think I need a lot of things. But seriously that might just be the cutest dress that I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure the designer made it just for me. Oh is soooooooo cute. Who wants to borrow me 130 dollars. Well really 30% off 130 dollars.

Suggestions

It is very much my suggestion that if you have 117, 000 something dollars in your bank account, you should not read the statement from said bank account in public where other people can see it. If you do decide that you are going to be this kind of stupid for the love of god the red line is not the place to do it. It's stupid enough to wear your full length fur coat into the subway, please please keep the amount of money in your bank account to yourself. I'm not saying this because I'm bitter that you have money and I don't. I'm saying this for your own good. Take the brown or purple line. The more civilized riders of our public transit system use those. I mean do you know where the red line comes from, and where it goes to. I mean I know it goes through Lincoln Park, and the Gold coast, but still they will rob you. I'm just saying that if you need to check your statement, and you have that much money, you don't need to show the world. Your just going to make it harder for yourself, and really really easy for anyone who wants to fuck with you. Thats all I'm saying.

Here's the problem

Now wonder things are all messed up. Did you know that the penny and the nickel both cost more to make or mint, than they are worth. I'm not making this up 60 minutes did a special, and of course since I was bored today. First I tried to make a skirt out of a pair of jeans and like a 1/4 of the way through I got bored. Anyways this penny thing really stuck with me. Now I'm not saying we should do away with pennies, but why are we spending twice as much to mint them as they are worth. I mean doesn't say something about their value if technically speaking you can't even buy a penny with a penny. I don't really understand how all of that makes sense. Whats the point. Besides wasting money. I mean seriously it isn't like you can buy anything with a penny. The nickel cost more than a nickel to make also. All I'm saying is only in America could have money that's worth less than it cost to make it. There's even a bill that makes it illegal to melt down pennies and nickels. Since again they are worth more melted than as money. Its all just crazy. Take the damn penny out of circulation, melt down all that money, and pay off some bills. Thats what I would do, but thats just me.

I think My myspace page is going to have to be set to private from here on out.

This is seriously the funniest thing I've ever received on my myspace page. The funny part is I haven't even check the page in like a month. I forget its even there for the most part. I honestly don't see much point in it anymore. Anyways this is an email I got from someone who used to work with me. For the record its a direct quote of the email as I don't use words like that, but if I change words its not funny anymore.
Subject: to the thick white girl
Body: can a nigga get some cookies....

There's really nothing else to say.

Let me help you.. Don't ever open your mouth again..

So I'm in the middle of helping a customer at work and when crazy old man (he actually an associate but if the shoe fits) stop and goes hey how'd you gain all that weight. I actually stopped and was like WHAT. I went did you really just say that, and then decided never mind I don't have time for crazy old man right now and finished what I was doing. Then I went back and he said it again. And I was like seriously are you stupid. And he's like you must have gained two or three pounds right? Then he tries to get one of our male supervisors to agree with him, thank god he was smart enough to say hell no I'm not saying a word. The Crazy old man's like what you weren't trying to gain.
Ok now let me just say I'm by no means fat, but I'm certainly not skinny enough to try to gain weight. I walk away from Crazy old man asking him if he has a death wish. Crazy old man started up again today. This time he used the word thick. Ok is thick suppose to be a good thing because again that doesn't make any sense. And for a change he wasn't even talking about my ass. I was like what the hell. Thick is not a complement who thinks it a damn complement.

Spring cleaning

I do of course know that it's not actually spring outside. I figured this out by the ten inches of snow that are sitting out side my front door. Anyways I'm talking about the annual there's nothing to freaking do at work type of cleaning. Now normally I don't really mind this type of thing. I don't actually do any of the cleaning, however it does keep the kids out of my hair for a bit. Here's the ultimate problem they have people who don't really know how to do things, telling other people who don't really know how to do things what to do. And I am left to clean up their mess which I guess does give me something to kill the hours of boredom that have become my day, but I like it less when I feel like I'm going to throw up when I'm done fixing the mess.
Case in point. One of the things on our list of cleaning things is touch up painting. Now I know what your all thinking why would we have to do that, and the answer is I really don't know. I do know that we don't really make it look better. This time a co-worker of mine decides that she's going to have some associates do this during the morning. Now clearly this is not a good idea because it black freaking paint and someone is going to get it on them. I tell her this, but of course she doesn't listen. So what ends up happening is that not only does someone who doesn't work for us get black paint on there coat, but the person who did the painting tried to clean the paint brush off with water and got black paint everywhere. This is the problem because a normal person would have been able to tell that the paint was oil based and that washing it with water is a really bad idea. So I had to just about kill myself from pain thinner fumes cleaning this womens jacket, and then of course the huge mess the associate made. I really don't understand whats wrong with people. Seriously the common sense or lack there of that people have amazes me.