Suggestions

It is very much my suggestion that if you have 117, 000 something dollars in your bank account, you should not read the statement from said bank account in public where other people can see it. If you do decide that you are going to be this kind of stupid for the love of god the red line is not the place to do it. It's stupid enough to wear your full length fur coat into the subway, please please keep the amount of money in your bank account to yourself. I'm not saying this because I'm bitter that you have money and I don't. I'm saying this for your own good. Take the brown or purple line. The more civilized riders of our public transit system use those. I mean do you know where the red line comes from, and where it goes to. I mean I know it goes through Lincoln Park, and the Gold coast, but still they will rob you. I'm just saying that if you need to check your statement, and you have that much money, you don't need to show the world. Your just going to make it harder for yourself, and really really easy for anyone who wants to fuck with you. Thats all I'm saying.