Blog rules and assorted other fun things.

Hello to all. I recently sent this blog site out to a few more people. And Now I've decied to have blog rules. Mostly there is just one. Don't call me and complain about being offended by things I write. Please post comments so all can know if I offend. That will makes things way more fun for all. And if I do offend try to remember its meant to be funny. Well at least I think I'm funny. Maybe you can even start a support group for all those I offend and you can then bitch about me.
I must now tell you about the best thing I've found in the world, or at least the best thing for today. I was looking through my insurance information trying to figure out what doctors etc. I can go to. Now if you know me, you might know that making doctors appointments or any appointments at all, really not my strong suit. I don't know why picking up the phone seems so hard for me, but really it appears to be really hard. This is why I miss T so much, well among other reason, T was always responsible for making any and all appointments that I needed made. It was wonderful, but clearly I digress. So I REALLY need to go to the eye doctor as I can't really see even with my glasses. That and since I'm so delicate with things, they are completely bent up. In fac the last time I tried to get them fixed, the people were like well we can try but we can only do soooo much. Then they asked what the hell I did to them because I guess they are kind of twisted or something I don't know. Well that was like a year ago so you can imagine what they look like now.
So I found a eye doctor in my plan with a website (I was thinking I could look for new glasses online before I went to the store, turns out I couldn't do that). On the website you could make an appointment. It was so easy I didn't have to call anyone. And they emailed me when excatly my appointment was. It was sweet. I then tried to find a doctor where I could do the same thing and was unsuccessful. Then I decieded that doctors should just cold call people and see if they need appoinments because I'd tottally be done for that. Ok maybe I'm just a little lazy I don't know.

This ones for my mom.

Ok my mom has started making this super cute keychain type things. They are really a fun accessory that you can hang on your jeans or purse or pretty much whatever you want. I just thought that I would let you all know about them being the good daughter that I am. Here is the website that she is currently selling them on. This is an example but I will also post a picture of them on here. She makes each one by hand and they are all different. The one in the picture is made of glass beads but she also makes them with plastic beads for kids. Well I just thought I would put them out there for you all to see. I can tell you how to contact her if you are interested. Ok well that is it for now. I post something funny later.

birds of a feather

So I went home tuesday night after work so that I could get my hair done on wed. I thought I would go kick my nieces ass for getting suspended from school for three days. I mean come on she is not even in high school yet and school just started. But alas when I got there to kick her ass it turned out that the fight was not hurt fault. Some chick punched her in the face from the side. I then did what would come natural to one such as myself, and proceeded to ask if she kicked the girls ass. She did not. In fact she got her ass kicked because apparently the girl clocked her from the side, and then she couldn't see. I guess that is kind of sucky.
While I was at her house, around the time I was getting ready to leave. I was playing with my sisters bird. I was actually quite amazed that she was actually not freaking out at me like she noramlly does. Its an african gray, named dolly. So I was playing with it, then the fucking bird bit me in the nose. I link a picture (Just learned to do that right now) so you could see how big of a bird it is to contextualize the bite. I then threw the bird across the room, not because I was angry, but because the damn thing was still attached to my nose. Let me just tell you that you shouldn't really stick your nose anywhere near a bird. My damn nose hurts sooo bad. Its like cut and bruised when is annoying because it itches then I scratch it and it hurts because its bruised. Seriously I wish I was making this up, but I not really that creative.
So the moral here is, ok well really there is no moral my noise just fucking hurts like crazy. Seriously who do these things happen too.

Ok so I was taking a little break

Alright so I inadvertently took off the whole month of august. As Gonzo mentioned though I am not without things to bitch about. Currently I'm having some trouble sleeping I think, cause I'm tired all the time. Well that and I wake up all tangled up in my sheets, with my comforter and pillows on the floor. Its really all very confusing and at the same time annoying because I am sleeping but only kind of. I also wake up and my body hurts like I overworked it or something. I don't know what is going on in my dream world, but clearly I'm trying to kill someone because the sounds like something I might do. It is really very odd though.
Ok well I really have nothing exciting to talk about at the moment. I can think of things to write when I'm not writing but not so much when I am. I did spent some time playing with my new camera program for my computer today and that was kind of fun. I made us cartoons. Well that was fun I also made us coloring books.
Also I learned how to upload them on my blog. I know you are all super excited. Though I haven't really figured out what to do with them once I get them here. Oh well. I always wanted to be a cartoon. I'm guessing this is as close as I will ever get. Well I do have around 500 pictures from the Seattle trip so Maybe I will do a Seattle picture speacial. Most likely I will not. Well I'm going to finish making dinner, so I can't stop eating panda express everyday at work.