I think My myspace page is going to have to be set to private from here on out.

This is seriously the funniest thing I've ever received on my myspace page. The funny part is I haven't even check the page in like a month. I forget its even there for the most part. I honestly don't see much point in it anymore. Anyways this is an email I got from someone who used to work with me. For the record its a direct quote of the email as I don't use words like that, but if I change words its not funny anymore.
Subject: to the thick white girl
Body: can a nigga get some cookies....

There's really nothing else to say.

Let me help you.. Don't ever open your mouth again..

So I'm in the middle of helping a customer at work and when crazy old man (he actually an associate but if the shoe fits) stop and goes hey how'd you gain all that weight. I actually stopped and was like WHAT. I went did you really just say that, and then decided never mind I don't have time for crazy old man right now and finished what I was doing. Then I went back and he said it again. And I was like seriously are you stupid. And he's like you must have gained two or three pounds right? Then he tries to get one of our male supervisors to agree with him, thank god he was smart enough to say hell no I'm not saying a word. The Crazy old man's like what you weren't trying to gain.
Ok now let me just say I'm by no means fat, but I'm certainly not skinny enough to try to gain weight. I walk away from Crazy old man asking him if he has a death wish. Crazy old man started up again today. This time he used the word thick. Ok is thick suppose to be a good thing because again that doesn't make any sense. And for a change he wasn't even talking about my ass. I was like what the hell. Thick is not a complement who thinks it a damn complement.

Spring cleaning

I do of course know that it's not actually spring outside. I figured this out by the ten inches of snow that are sitting out side my front door. Anyways I'm talking about the annual there's nothing to freaking do at work type of cleaning. Now normally I don't really mind this type of thing. I don't actually do any of the cleaning, however it does keep the kids out of my hair for a bit. Here's the ultimate problem they have people who don't really know how to do things, telling other people who don't really know how to do things what to do. And I am left to clean up their mess which I guess does give me something to kill the hours of boredom that have become my day, but I like it less when I feel like I'm going to throw up when I'm done fixing the mess.
Case in point. One of the things on our list of cleaning things is touch up painting. Now I know what your all thinking why would we have to do that, and the answer is I really don't know. I do know that we don't really make it look better. This time a co-worker of mine decides that she's going to have some associates do this during the morning. Now clearly this is not a good idea because it black freaking paint and someone is going to get it on them. I tell her this, but of course she doesn't listen. So what ends up happening is that not only does someone who doesn't work for us get black paint on there coat, but the person who did the painting tried to clean the paint brush off with water and got black paint everywhere. This is the problem because a normal person would have been able to tell that the paint was oil based and that washing it with water is a really bad idea. So I had to just about kill myself from pain thinner fumes cleaning this womens jacket, and then of course the huge mess the associate made. I really don't understand whats wrong with people. Seriously the common sense or lack there of that people have amazes me.