Who's reading my blog part two.

Ok its seems December was a big month for googling interesting phrases and coming up with my blog. Again I'm quite scared by some of it, mildly entertained by others, and down right confused by much of it.
To start with 12 times someone has googled come up with my blog by entering some form of I think I'm going to die. I'm feel I'm going to die etc. You get the point. I know I wrote an entry entitled I think I'm going to do die, but that was all about spiders. Ish. This is my advice for you who are googleing such things. First if you really think you are going to die please get real help because though I think I know it all, I really don't think I can help you in this instance.
"can't see without my glasses" Interesting because I can't in fact see without my glasses however I don't remember writing anything about this. What are these people looking for a club of people perhaps that can't see without glasses.
"chronic hard nipples" All I have to say here is thanks Mr 10 again. As I'm sure its your reply to my heating issues that caused this. And ouch to whom ever actually has this problem I am sorry for you.
"four way around the world" I just don't even really know what to say here.
"I hate the bus" I hate the bus too a lot.
"how long does it take raid to kill spiders" I am an expert as killing spiders with raid. Though I'm not really sure how long it takes I pretty much just spray them until they stop moving. I think its far more likely that I've drown them but to me dead it dead right.
"I hated my trip to France" I sorry that you hated your trip to France. However I love my real trip and my fake bike trip. Both were absolutely delightful.
"tonsillitis when can i go to work" Stay very very far away from work. In fact it cool if you never go back especially if you work with me.
"fucking my mom" I know I swear a lot but what ever words I wrote to come up with this I'm real sorry. And come on now whoever is googleing this you need help lots and lots and lots of professional help.
"how do I know if its a mouse or a rat in my house" Come on now you know, you have to otherwise your kind of stupid. In fact if your even asking the question I assure you its a rat, and its only the case that you don't want to admit it. I know I've been there too.
"the little wine bus" Ok Some one please tell me where the little wine bus is and where it goes. Ok I'll be REAL honest I don't even care where it goes, just tell me how to get there.