Who's reading my blog.

Clearly I know most of the people who read my blog, but clearly not everyone. Since no one write comments, I like to check who's reading my blog by different trackers. This is really funny when I look at the search terms that people use, to come up with my blog. Now most of them have something to do with my name which makes lots of sense. Not all of them make sense though.

"feel happy fucking" is the search term that someone used to find my blog earlier this month. Which I find most amusing because I didn't think that most people felt sad when fucking. I really don't understand what one is trying to google with that search term. "Happy fucking New Years" is the post that comes up from my site, but now I'm a little curious as to what else you get if you put in that search term. Lets find out shall we. Well I do show up Number two on the list, that makes me feel special, I still can't figure out what this person was really searching for. All that comes up are more things like happy fucking Christmas etc. Interesting. Lets look at some more
Clearly my blog is more about fucking then I've ever realized because if you type in insect fucking my blog comes up there also. Again I really don't know what is wrong with the person that types in this search word. There is nothing really about insect fucking, mostly about fucking insects. However they must have really been interested because I'm on page ten and I still haven't found my blog yet.
"pants stuck in shoes problem" I think this one is actually the funniest. I'm not sure I even know where to go with that. Because I can't figure out how that would ever become enough of a problem that you would need to google. I want to meet this person because I think they just might be the type of person to make my life seem normal.
Fucking moveings clearly what we learn from this one is Two things: first I use the word fucking a whole lot. Second I'm a really bad speller as moveings is clearly not a word. Though there are only four things that come up when you google fucking moveings mine spelling is not the worst case in the bunch.
I wonder if any of these people actually found what they were looking for? If you are them and still reading my blog please share.