Things that irratate me about my apartment.

First and formost of the things that irratate me about my apartment is it's temp. I swear its colder in here that it is outside. No normally this wouldn't matter so much, but recently upon getting my gas bill I was a bit confused. I'm suppose to have electric heat mind you, but my electric bill stayed 15ish dollars and now my gass bill is 70 dollars up from 2osomething. I'm not really sure what the hell I use so much gas for except the gas stove. Which i do understand is not automatic lighting but seriously it can't be 70 dollars worth of gas. I am left to assume that I actually have gas heat and not electric heat. Not that I would be able to tell the difference myself mind you. Bottom line it is always cold in my apartment and I'm paying a small fortune for it to be 60 degress (which yes is the current temp. setting). I'm a little nervous about that though because it really hasn't even gotten cold yet. I mean it is cold and on any given day you will hear me bitching about that, but its not really cold like below zero cold yet.
The next thing I hate about my apartment is it never really seems to be clean. Now I know what your thinking that is really my fault but I assure you it is not. I've never really wanted to vacum in my life as it is my least favorite cleaning chore. Among many cleaning things that I hate. But since I have the basement apartment it tracks everything inside. I have leaves and shit all over. The problem is that I dont' have a vacum because I never really use a vacum, and because the eight million times H has come here from MN he has forgotten to bring my vacum every damn time.
The carpet is not really the least clean thing in my apartment. I've actually thought of hiring someone to clean this apartment. I could live with just someone to clean the kitchen since it turns out I really don't like to do that either. I do have a dishwasher which should in theory make things easier, but then you have to put things in, and eventually take them out again. Still work that I don't really want to do.
I don't care so much about the dust, but its possible that the runny noise does care. I do care about the million and a half dead spiders that seem to be everywhere. Another good reason to have a vacum.
SO if anyone out there feels the need to clean and can't find themselves something better to do, I offer up my apartmen to you, and to all you know who wish to clean for free or for ten dollars.