Bobby pin infestation

So I was packing my apartment so that I can get ready to move and every where I turned there were bobby pins. They were in drawers, under things, inholes and cracks. Funny thing about this is I hardly ever wear bobby pins, and when I do I usually take them out and put them on my dresser. I really don't understand wear they are all comming from. I think they are staging a take over of my whole apartment. They must like to have sex a lot too because they've mutilplied to more than I have ever purchased in my entire lifetime. Watch out because I think they are going to take over the world. And they are so small that we will never realize whats going on until its to late to do anything about it. Be very weary. The invasion is comming to a home near you.

Liquid Crack

I really am starting to think that I seriously addicted to Caribou coffee or Starbucks depending on which is close at any given moment. The bad part about this is I really can't afford to spend five dollars a day on coffee. I even stopped eating out while at work to say money. Anyways everyday while I'm on lunch its like Caribou (its whats closest to work) just won't stop calling me over to get some coffee. In all honesty this addicition started when I started doing training doing three nights a week at work. These nights I NEED the coffee because its always a toss up as to how tedious the training is going to be (since our training is participation based and sometimes people don 't like to participate). Without the coffee it is incridibly hard to make it through the days where no one wants to paritcipate. It just happens to be that if I don't start off with the coffee people seem to want to paricipate less. I think this is all a secret plot to getting me addicted to the liquid crack they sell. I know it is because melissa the girl i'm training to do the training for the store when i'm gone has also taken to drinking the caribou when she is training too. Anyways I think I'm going to have to check myself into C.A. so break my self of the addiction. Otherwise I should invent that and make lots of money so i can just afford to buy lots of coffee. See its like the brainwash you.