Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Is a working toliet too much to ask

Apparently this is the case because I currently have niether a working toliet or shower. I mean I guess technically speaking I guess they both function in mostly the way they are suppose to except for the part when they don't really drain. And that other part were any time anyone upstairs in the other four appartments uses the bathroom or toliet everything comes out my shower and toliet. Which let me tell you is the super most awesome thing in the world. If you thought there was something out there that was better than just not being able to use the toliet well then look out because having someone else shit come out of your shower is just soooooooo much better. I hardly think you will be able to contain your own excitement.
When it first started yesterday morning I didn't think much of it. I was in the shower and the water wouldn't drain, but ah no big deal right. Its a little gross to me but whatever I'm late for work anyways so no time for that. Well that was until I got turned the shower off and was like why is there still water running. Of course those of you who know me know I can't see without my glasses, and though I used to take a shower with my glasses on I found I had to stop after awhile because its harder to was your face that way. So what I learned once I could see what that the water that wasn't drainging was actually overflowing out of my toliet. good times right.. I asure you it was. So first though is fuck now i'm really going to be late for work (though I'm not really sure why I think it will take my only 20 min to shower and get dressed anyways because it never really works)..
Anyways I went to my room to you know get dress and away from all the water, and by the time I came back it all went away. I don't know where it went but I think well shit I really didn't have time to clean it up anyways, so fuck it, I don't own the place. So I make it work and call the landpeople. I get a call out that says someone will be out at some point which was in fact not yesterday.
Moving on.. this morning I wake up to bubbling water sounds, and since i don't have an automatic bubble machine making bubbles while I sleep I was a bit concerned. So turns out someone upstairs was showering and everything was comming up my toliet and shower again, only much more gross looking with browness and chunks of stuff. Very pleasant. Needless to say I could not shower which rocked because my hair was literally sticking straight up. Anyways I bursh my teeth then I throw up, because it was nasty in there, and I might have forgotten to take my allergy meds yesterday. Got dress, sported some pigtails, and went to work. Called the apartment people and was like yeah someone needs to fix this today.
So I get a call on my way home from work. Its the guy who fixes the stuff, and something about the plummer was there but he left. He thought he was going to come back but apparently didn't. So great now I can't even use the shower or toliet even a little bit. Mostly at this point the toliet was what was worry some cause I had to pee. So what did i have to do but go knock on the neighbors door and be like "hi I'm brandi. I live downstairs can I use your bathroom" It was great really really great. I don't even like people. Ugh. Well I don't know what his name is but he turned out to be very nice which isn't bad. He does have a nicer stove than me which I learned he doesn't use. Its still small though, so that made me feel better.
Anyways if you ever want to hang out and not have a place to go to the bathroom then really my house is the place. Well even though its after ten the guy who fixes things(I think his name is ryan are you seeing a pattern here) called and said someone should be out in like a half hour, so maybe it will be fixed tonight.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Had that problem at the house for a week, remember? Had clumps of Linda's hair in the fucking trap... A little sulfuric acid did the trick, lol.

-j10

Anonymous said...

I certainly hope that you are cleaning your bathroom more than the once a month you had been doing.

h.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ H... yeah, the makeup dust. Sorry, B, that shit's empirically funny. ;-P

-j10

littlebmouse said...

did you just apologize for making fun of me mr.10 you never done that before why start now. Ironically my bathroom was clean when this whole thing happen and I clean my whole apartment before the girls came to stay with me.
And I had already cleaned the bathroom because in your drunk state you peed all over the damn floor.

Anonymous said...

LAWL... I did? You *know* how conscious I am about that. I'd never call you a liar, but that's hard to believe.

littlebmouse said...

Wrong one of you. the peeing comment was to H

Anonymous said...

Was going to say, "...can't be me." LOL.

-J10