Monday, March 31, 2008

Poop palace

This is where I live. If you've been reading my blog for awhile you would understand that this is not the first time this has happened. This time however I didn't have the same ability to make it funny right away. In fact I was quite pissed. Now I want you to imagine with me your getting ready to go to bed. Annoyed to start with because you really need to do laundry but you can't. Why you ask, because you put all the laundry in the washer all set to go, put the quarters in and they get stuck. Because whoever owns the building can't manage to take the money out. So fuck it you think I'll just finish reading a bit and go to bed. Now you get all dressed for bed, and no sooner do you crawl into bed then you hear whats sounds like a volcano of water in your bathroom. Literally sounds like buckets of water dumping on the the bathroom floor. Your a bit confused because what the hell could make that noise. You go to the bathroom to find your toilet is spewing other peoples shit all over your floor. Not just in your floor, but like happened the last time its also coming out of the bathtub. There is at least and inch of water on your floor, so much that its coming out of the bathroom. You hunt for a towel to stop some of the mess. Then you don't know what to do but you really don't want to walk in all that mess, but you still really don't know whats going on. You have to figure it out so there you are standing in the middle of the pool off poop in your coach rain boots, and flannel pajama pants. However you just can't deal with it, so when the volcano stops you just turn around and walk away.
You call people and no one is really around, a few try hard, but your just not really hearing it. all you want is someone to make it better. You gag trying to get your sit out of the bathroom because the smell is horrible. You have to leave at 11pm because your apartment is not livable with no working toilet.
Needless to say your pretty upset. The best part is when all is said and done, and of course fixed the people who lease the building think your still going to stay there. Are you kidding me with this shit. WHY WHY would you ever think of staying. I HATE HATE this place.