Wednesday, May 30, 2007

A clash of cultures.

Ok there seems to be this little riff going on at work. See we bought all these games for the break room, like jinga, monopoly, checker/chess etc. I was crabby at work so I was eating in the break because there were too many people in the office. So I said to recetionist that we should play a game. She picked checkers becuase it would be the easiest and the quickest. Well it turns out there are some, well I'll call them made up, rules to checkers. So we are playing and S makes her way to my side of the board and gets a King. I'm all no big deal, though she won't move any of her checkers out of her side so I can get in, they still aren't going anywhere. Well then she tries to move like three spaces with her King to Jump me. I'm all what the hell are you doing. You can only move one space at a time. Well its starts this whole big thing where in we need to break out the rules. Half the people at work though really thought thats houw you play the game. There really seems to be a divide along the lines of where you grew up. Thats the best I can figure. Seems a little crazy to me though as what would be the point of the game once a king has been made if it can do whatever it wants. There was actually quite a big of discussion about it throughout the day. I'm happy to say that we did break out the rules, and i was right. I can always live with that.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

that reminds me of you savages that insist on calling duck, duck gray duck, duck, duck goose...

duck, duck goose doesn't even make sense and delivers children without imagination.

Grace said...

i would like to point out that what the hell is the difference between a duck and a gray duck? You don't say 'yellow duck, blue duck, gray duck'... at least there is a difference between ducks and geese WHICH IS THE POINT!

:-) I'm pretty sure this is h. writing.

Anonymous said...

fucking ducks...

Grace said...

well, your choice of bed companions is your own. :-)

mule said...

Wow, I was neither the well spoken and no doubt incredibly good looking original anonymous, nor the latter bed lover of the anatidae. However I agree with Mr. Anonymous. What Ms. Speed Readers Anonymous fails to realise is the creative opportunities afforded the child who participates in a rousing game of "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck".

Perhaps Ms. Speed Readers Anonymous would have the rest of the world grow up in Avionics, but we proud players of DDGD evolved to include a more creative edge.

Salute to you Mr. Original Anonymous!

littlebmouse said...

H we all know it was you. your the only person in the world who thinks Duck duck goose in not a game, but duck duck gray duck is.

Anonymous said...

never said i enjoyed being a duckfucker, 10.