Things that irratate me about my apartment.

First and formost of the things that irratate me about my apartment is it's temp. I swear its colder in here that it is outside. No normally this wouldn't matter so much, but recently upon getting my gas bill I was a bit confused. I'm suppose to have electric heat mind you, but my electric bill stayed 15ish dollars and now my gass bill is 70 dollars up from 2osomething. I'm not really sure what the hell I use so much gas for except the gas stove. Which i do understand is not automatic lighting but seriously it can't be 70 dollars worth of gas. I am left to assume that I actually have gas heat and not electric heat. Not that I would be able to tell the difference myself mind you. Bottom line it is always cold in my apartment and I'm paying a small fortune for it to be 60 degress (which yes is the current temp. setting). I'm a little nervous about that though because it really hasn't even gotten cold yet. I mean it is cold and on any given day you will hear me bitching about that, but its not really cold like below zero cold yet.
The next thing I hate about my apartment is it never really seems to be clean. Now I know what your thinking that is really my fault but I assure you it is not. I've never really wanted to vacum in my life as it is my least favorite cleaning chore. Among many cleaning things that I hate. But since I have the basement apartment it tracks everything inside. I have leaves and shit all over. The problem is that I dont' have a vacum because I never really use a vacum, and because the eight million times H has come here from MN he has forgotten to bring my vacum every damn time.
The carpet is not really the least clean thing in my apartment. I've actually thought of hiring someone to clean this apartment. I could live with just someone to clean the kitchen since it turns out I really don't like to do that either. I do have a dishwasher which should in theory make things easier, but then you have to put things in, and eventually take them out again. Still work that I don't really want to do.
I don't care so much about the dust, but its possible that the runny noise does care. I do care about the million and a half dead spiders that seem to be everywhere. Another good reason to have a vacum.
SO if anyone out there feels the need to clean and can't find themselves something better to do, I offer up my apartmen to you, and to all you know who wish to clean for free or for ten dollars.

Humor

I know most people won't find much homor in my story here but I do and quite frankly I'm all that counts. Ok I'm not but its not like anyones paying me money to read this. Anyways my car if finally falling apart. Now for those of you who know this is really not a huge problem for me per say as I don't really drive my car anyways. However my poor brother who has had the car for a very short amount of driving time seems to have nothing but problems with. Most people think I'm kind of crazy when I start to feel like my car is going to fall apart, but clearly this time I am not. Though I did talk really nicely to my car, in order for it to forgive me all the beating I had to give it in order for the gages on the dashboard to keep working. See it has a bit of an electrical problem. Currently the windows won't close and the hear won't work. Which does kind of make for a cold traveling experience for my brother.
I do kind of feel bad, but not terribliy bad because its really kind of funny when its not happening to you. I probably feel worse in fact for not feeling bad than bad that the car is a fucked up mess. I'm not the only one to have this type of problem with the intrepid. As apparently the electrical system sucks.
Now I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if the heater didn't work and the windows wouldn't close if it were say July, but its kind of cold out and doens't really stop raining here as of late. Because of course it couldn't be the AC that doesn't work in october it has to be the heat. Its all kind of funny if you ask me, but I know my brother doesn't really find it has funny. Though he tottally would if it was happening to me or my sister. Well maybe just if it was happening to my sister cause everyone likes me best. Ok I joke they do not like me best. Though I do not know why as I am awesome.
Other things of note:
Number of times I have been called baby at work so far this week=0 but I've only work two days and one of them was an overnight inventory.
Number of times I've been told I have a nice ass in someway shape or form this week at work=1 not really work apporiate to talk about my ass but its seems to be topic of too many conversations as its is quite the anomily.
Number of time I've been whisled at while going to the store to buy jeans that actually migth fit over my ass=1.
Number of dollars in my bank account=19
Number of dollars I've spent anyways= far to much to add.
Number of times I almost threw my keys at someone at work for being a bitch=1.
Number of blonde wigs I've tried on today=10

Questions and such.

Ok so recently I've been thinking to myself about the world of dating. I'm sure to getting some interesting comments since oh all of my readers are married. Well unless you are a reader who doesn't post in which case speak up I tire quickly of hearing from the same people.
Anyways so the question on the table is when did the second date become the sex date. I mean I thought it was always the third date. I just ask this because I have had a few dates recently where it seems that the guys I've gone out with seem to think that the second date is the sex date. Now I'm not a prude or anything. But by the second date I not even really sure that I remember a persons last name.
I do understand that its not always necessary to remember a persons last name, but I'm not talking about a one night stand. Since this is a second date it should not be a one night stand. As a one night stand does not require more than one night, nor does it even require a date.
Anyways the second date does imply more than a one night stand, but it shouldn't really imply sex. I'm talking about a real date with someone you don't really know. I can see how if you've known the person for ever and decided to date that might be different. I know most guys are all about sex, but seriously don't they get that to push too soon is not a good thing, and probably will get you the opposite of what you want.